“Like a cattle drive, but with more prodding”
Many readers are undoubtedly fed up with so much of the preachy nonsense that dominates the modern internet, sick sore and tired of blogs telling them what to do all day. These readers want something fun. Why can’t we have a few innocent laughs once in a while without thinking about human suffering or the rights of the impaled?
Others will point out that the present moment is no time for frivolity, and that some blog or other had better start telling people what to do fast because left to themselves they seem to have no idea. Most energy is consumed in making things worse.
The solution to this apparent humdinger is astoundingly simple. It seems to me that –
STOP RIGHT HERE WHERE YOU ARE AND STOP READING THESE WORDS THAT YOU ARE READING FOR FREE RIGHT NOW I SAID STOP IT DAMN IT, STOP OR I'LL SHOOT.
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Get off the fence, Charlie. Only suckers sit on the sidelines. Get in the game.
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