10 June 2012

Comments Section (Extended Remix)



Eggs.



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66 comments:

  1. What a pointless post, this blog sucks, etc. etc.

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  2. Is this guy getting paid by the word? Sheesh.

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  3. I have seen a lot of dumb posts in my day but this one bakes a cake.

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  4. @Raggy, You just don't get it, your not liking it means nothing to the rest of us, if you don't like it don't read it, etc.

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  5. Pro Bono VocateurJune 10, 2012 at 12:22 AM

    It's totally Dada. Get with it, babe.

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  6. The Contrary AgrarianJune 10, 2012 at 12:24 AM

    Where does the author say eggs are good? I kind of got the opposite impression.

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  7. Charlie Criss fanJune 10, 2012 at 12:26 AM

    Dada shmada - there's no there there. And I for one dispute that eggs are good. They are just a tool, it depends how they are used.

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  8. With over 4 billion humans on the planet, we really cannot afford to be eating so many eggs and we need to stop right now before we are just in time to avert (which means avoid) a global catastrophe.

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    1. You really believe there are more than 4 billion people on earth? That is a lie fed to you by the Masters of the System™. How many of these 4 billion alleged 'people' have you actually seen? Wake up man: they just want you to think the planet is overcrowded so they can grab your land on the cheap.

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    2. I think at a minimum there are at least millions of people on the planet, and you can prove that by adding up all the people attending live sporting events (on any given Sunday), cameras verify the existence of thousands of stadiums each with 50,000 or more people, so you do the math (asshole).

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    3. Unless those are just holographic projections, or replays of past faked competitions (nimrod).

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    4. I exist, dammit.

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    5. Perhaps. But your comment could easily have been executed by a software bot.

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    6. Enrique or perhaps CarlosJune 10, 2012 at 1:58 AM

      How do we know there are really billions of software bots? Has anyone done a census?

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  9. My sinuses are clogged. Anyone got an extra inhaler?

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    1. Here I have an extra, you can use this one.

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    2. Thanks bro, you're a life-saver.

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    3. I'm a chick.

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  10. Whether or not eggs are good or not, it is still no basis for a blogpost. A Tweet, maybe.

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  11. I hope people don't expect me to singlehandedly turn around the Redskins overnight. I am just one player, and although obviously the quarterback position is of outsized importance in today's NFL, our success will depend to a great extent on the play of every man-jack of us.

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  12. Eggs are pretty good imho. But I don't think the author's original intention was to argue for or against eggs. He (or she) is just being provocative, just trying anything to attract some clicks.

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  13. I brought you some hard-boiled eggs and nuts.

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    1. Hard-boiled eggs and nuts.

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    2. You know I like chocolates.

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    3. Who said anything about nuts? Man you liberals are amazing, always seeing a free government benefit where there is none.

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    4. Who said free government benefit you repuglican get gummint out of my hard-boiled eggs rightist troll! This post was about eggs. Why do you guys always have to sow conflict?

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    5. "This post was about eggs" -- But if you read the rest of the author's work you will find a distinct liberal bias.

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    6. The truth has a well-known liberal bias ;-)

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    7. That's because all college professors are radical socialist commies who indoctrinate students with their leftist thinking, which is unclean and unholy and elitist to boot.

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    8. I think he was talking about Laurel and Hardy, Stan is Laurel and Babe is Oliver (Norville) Hardy. Must be some kind of inside joke.

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    9. The truth is not a college professor.

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    10. No, he plays for the Celtics.

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    11. The Plain People of the InternetJune 10, 2012 at 2:36 AM

      Plus one, LOL, three shares etc.

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    12. What, no college professor has played in the NBA since Bill Bradley.

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    13. Cream puff scheduleJune 10, 2012 at 2:48 AM

      It's from the 1934 feature County Hospital, when Stan visits Ollie who is in traction, and, need I add, Hilarity Ensues.

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    14. At least I was born on the 4th of July. And Jimmy Carter was like the worst president ever. (You lib libby lib-lib, etc.)

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    15. @Cream puff schedule: 1932 you complete moron all you had to do was Google that you don't even deserve to live, sorry for the tirade but I'm sittin here alone and you made a mistake and man I just wanna ream you out and share it with all of my friends, I guess I know more about stuff than the average internet joker out there, I don't like to take pride in anything but feeling better than you sure feels good...

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    16. @Rash: W. (You neorepubliclone egg salad dittobrained cheese puff knock-off hairspray Fox corporate wannabe, etc.)

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  14. Vanna RoseannadanaJune 10, 2012 at 1:23 AM

    The post should be titled "Eggs-stended Remix"

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    1. You mean re-subtitled (parenthetically)

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  15. I think having some eggs can be good but having too many can be quite bad.

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    1. And having too many eggs thrown at you, pre-rottened, can be quite worse.

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  16. Eggs are full of chicken antibiotics! Don't eat them or the chickens they come from!

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  17. You are all missing the point of the post, which is about Mad Men, or did no one else notice that in last night's episode Don ate eggs, then later Pete refused to let Trudy see an egg donor?

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    1. Does anyone else think Don has just changed too much, I feel like I'm watching a different show this season.

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    2. Do not question the show's creators.

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  18. Can everyone please stop egging everyone else on, all the time?

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    1. No, you stop.

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    2. Thick Thor and TiredJune 10, 2012 at 3:10 AM

      You stop.

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    3. Different AnonymousJune 10, 2012 at 3:30 AM

      You!

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    4. Children please, stop this bickering, go to your rooms, etc.

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  19. Aniseptic ScepticJune 10, 2012 at 3:12 AM

    I can't believe any of these comments are real.

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    1. Real in what sense?

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    2. Good question.

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    3. That's no answer.

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  20. Is this one of them Platonic dialogues?

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    1. Why, were you hoping to have sex with it?

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    2. Don't do it, sex ruins a comment section every time.

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    3. LOL, plus one, 3 shares, etc. etc.

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  21. And so on and so forth, ad nauseum, ad rectum.

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