"Tony Rasmussen" is one of the pen names of Dottie Hairston of Kokomo, Indiana. Known the world over as "the voice of the big macular degeneration," Dottie is a cross between a human think tank and the most powerful cowboy robot you can imagine. Follow @DottieHairston on Twitter, she says the darnedest things there too. To get started, contact the offices of Twitter Corp. and apply to open your account today.
Few who are alive today will ever remember, nor forget, that fateful evening when the first illustrated comic appeared on The Proverbial Bejesus. It was called The Five Friends by Russell Bishop and it told the very special tale of a time capsule and the story thereof. "We hope you enjoyed it."