Perhaps a little site admin and legal stuff is in order before we go any further, just to lay the appropriate legal groundwork for this weblog, in case things get messy at some point. You never know what might happen, and I don't want to hear you complaining later on that you're not on the hook legally for what happens here just because you looked at it for a few seconds. No way. You read any further, and you're in it just like the rest of us.
Disclaimer. We. Disclaim. Nothing. Our mothers did not raise no disclaimers. We do however reserve the right to blur the shortest distance between any two points: a straight line. To go all "six levels of irony" on your ass. While we're reserving rights and all, we also reserve the right to borrow all your money and mate at will with your family members, draw freely from the discard pile during gin rummy tournaments, revel in the suffering of others, eat chickens and pigs and occasionally the fish that swim in the ocean, [Add your own here], and so on and so forth.
Come to think of it, f*ck it: ALL rights reserved. We are hereby reserving every right that anybody could possibly imagine, and at the same time every right that cannot possibly be imagined. There, that covers all possible rights, right? We're f*cking reserving everything. There's no telling what we may want to do to you somewhere down the road.
Copyright Statement. All material on this site is copyrighted to its original creators, in the name of The Founder, except as these rights have already been usurped by large corporations, in which case there's nothing that can be said here that cannot be overruled by a court of law (and we use the term loosely).
There that's all the site admin and legal stuff. Now I want to try something here.
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