12 March 2010

Site Admin and Legal

Perhaps a little site admin and legal stuff is in order before we go any further, just to lay the appropriate legal groundwork for this weblog, in case things get messy at some point. You never know what might happen, and I don't want to hear you complaining later on that you're not on the hook legally for what happens here just because you looked at it for a few seconds. No way. You read any further, and you're in it just like the rest of us.

Disclaimer. We. Disclaim. Nothing. Our mothers did not raise no disclaimers. We do however reserve the right to blur the shortest distance between any two points: a straight line. To go all "six levels of irony" on your ass. While we're reserving rights and all, we also reserve the right to borrow all your money and mate at will with your family members, draw freely from the discard pile during gin rummy tournaments, revel in the suffering of others, eat chickens and pigs and occasionally the fish that swim in the ocean, [Add your own here], and so on and so forth.

Come to think of it, f*ck it: ALL rights reserved. We are hereby reserving every right that anybody could possibly imagine, and at the same time every right that cannot possibly be imagined. There, that covers all possible rights, right? We're f*cking reserving everything. There's no telling what we may want to do to you somewhere down the road.

Copyright Statement. All material on this site is copyrighted to its original creators, in the name of The Founder, except as these rights have already been usurped by large corporations, in which case there's nothing that can be said here that cannot be overruled by a court of law (and we use the term loosely).

Privacy Policy. Mind yer own beeswax. The Proverbial Bejesus tends only to its own beeswax. The reader is encouraged to do the same, i.e. to mind only his/her own and closely related beeswax. Breaches of honor in this respect are understood for legal purposes to fall outside The Proverbial Purview.

There that's all the site admin and legal stuff. Now I want to try something here.

Boom shaka-laka Boom-ah! Post out –

16 comments:

  1. I wanted to try out a new little sign-off thing on that post – how did people like it?

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  2. Dude no one gives a toot about your stupid sign off or your stupid blog

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  3. You apparently give a 'toot' -- you made a comment

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  4. Yeah, to tell you you suck

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  5. I will never understand people like you who go around making all of these negative comments. If my blog is a total waste of time, what does that make you for taking the time to make multiple (and not in the least constructive) comments?

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  6. Just doing my job -- I work for the internet, in the quality control department -- if a blog or website sucks, it is my duty to set the record straight.

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  7. Well if you don't like it here's an idea: don't read it. It's not for everybody.

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  8. I think the new sign-off is awesome! Where did you come up with it?

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  9. Thanks Tiffany! Boom shaka laka is not mine of course but I added the Boom-ah, and then Post out is totally my original idea, kind of a riff on Peace out --

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  10. Wow that is just totally amazing -- comment out!

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  11. Tiffany, it's much better in person -- wanna go get a coffee somewhere?

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  12. Oh my god Tony, call me right now

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  13. Why don't you two get a chat room?

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  14. I want to "block" your toot.

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  15. [Brows furrow as memory is searched for source/meaning of reference.] Huh. [Shrugs, puts hands in pockets, looks at speaker with eyebrows raised, awaiting explanation of obscure remark...]

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